No More Pencils! No More Books!

No more Mommy's shouting and hunting you down to get that homework done FOR THE LOVE OF PETE! this is your third bathroom break! if you just get it done now, then you'll have the whole rest of the day to play on the computer! how can ten addition problems take an hour?! what do you mean your science project is due tomorrow?!! how long have you known about this?!!! it's a no brainer--just write the word three times! if you don't have it done by dinner, I swear I'm gonna...

...at least for three whole, blissful months! Have a happy, happy summer.